There will be fireworks and parades in all towns and cities worldwide. A giant copy of SICP will be paraded through all major cities of the world. Scheme will receive a 21-gun salute in every country. World leaders will make speeches extolling the virtues of Scheme, encouraging everyone to study the liturgical language of SICP regardless of their age, gender, creed, and race. Scheme will unite the world, accelerate technological progress, and usher in an era of peace and prosperity for all humankind.