I'm sorry you are not verisimilitudes nor is he coming back.
Multiple personalities have existed on the bbs and they are gone now, yet it's still alive just not obnoxiously so.
Verisimilitudes had interesting and genuine opinions, something that is only 5% of this site, please study and respond to those threads if you have something to say instead of bumping this meta thread that doesn't belong on /prog/ nor adds anything of value to the 3-5 users left. Ben is set in his vipping ways. Maybe you could spend effort digging through and find that thread about the closed lambda forum again, it has the content you desire.