Finally.
I have sweet memories of my FreeBSD desktop with a wonderful statically linked (proprietary) executable, not larger than a few hundreds of kilobytes that didn't force me to install dbus, alsa, pulseaudio and other Linux abominations. They even managed to bundle a (useless) torrent client, a (useless) irc client and a (useless) mail client with a perfectly fine browser in one tenth of Firefox size, not counting dependencies.
https://git.teknik.io/Zero3K/presto
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