Verse 1:
In a world of neon lights and towering steel
Where the skies are dark and the streets are grim
Where the air is thick with the stench of fear
And the people live in a constant state of sin
All I want for Christmas is a stretch Armstrong
A toy that I can hold and squeeze and play with
A toy that brings me joy in this dark and bleak world
A toy that's a symbol of hope and delight
Chorus:
Stretch Armstrong, I want you so bad
Stretch Armstrong, please make me glad
Stretch Armstrong, you're the only thing
That can make this Christmas a happy thing
Verse 2:
In a world of cold and unfeeling machines
Where the human soul is lost and forgotten
All I want is a stretch Armstrong
A toy that reminds me of what it means to be alive
Bridge:
I know it's a silly thing to want
In this world of pain and misery
But a stretch Armstrong, it's the only thing
That can bring a smile to my face
Chorus:
Stretch Armstrong, I want you so bad
Stretch Armstrong, please make me glad
Stretch Armstrong, you're the only thing
That can make this Christmas a happy thing
Outro:
In this world of neon lights and towering steel
All I want for Christmas is a stretch Armstrong
A toy that brings me joy, a toy that's a symbol
Of hope and delight, a toy that makes me happy.