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i love this board

1 2021-06-21 22:49

With some modifications to this bbs software it would make for a perfect cp forum. file support and thumbnails. it loads very fast over tor. while the biggest cp sites all use bloated and slow software that makes it tedious to browse. clean, simple and easy to understand. not even unecessary names.

2 2021-06-22 01:11

Yeah, the philosophy of this software is lovely.

Simple HTML markup. Minimal styles. Traditional form-based submission. No cookies. No JavaScript. No BS.

Honestly, the only feature I'm surprised hasn't been implemented would be HTTP Basic Auth for moderation.

3 2021-06-22 02:53

child porn forum?

4 2021-06-22 03:31

No one wants that, it would be bloat anyway.

5 2021-06-22 04:05

images are bloat
video is bloat
kiddy porn is bloat
if you want to be a pedo faggot, jerk it to written smut like the rest of us.

6 2021-06-22 06:03 *

cp as in computer programming, right?

7 2021-06-23 08:53

Smells like a bait.

8 2021-06-25 05:47

Smells like cunny

9 2021-06-28 19:01

| shhhh, do not ask just feel
|ー゚) ノ
| )ヽ

10 2021-06-28 22:13

Fuck off degenerate piece of shit

11 2021-06-29 09:57 *

I second >>10.

12 2021-07-03 18:39

kek

13 2021-07-03 22:50

is this ironic?

14 2021-07-04 01:22 *

>>13
no

15 2021-07-04 01:26 *

you don't need file support because everyone use external file host. but always broken previews make it pain in the ass to browse so it would be nice. but yeah most cp sites would better as text boards

16 2021-07-04 08:38 *

>>14
imagine being unironically homosexual

17 2021-07-05 21:51 *

>>16
Imagine being ironically homosexual, it seems so much worse somehow.

18 2021-07-05 21:55 *

>>17

it seems so much worse somehow.

thats the point no homo

19 2021-07-06 11:50

>>5
I modified text and made a probably poorly-written story.

A young girl named Bird is dropped off by a man to visit two graves, where she witnesses and photographs a hitman killing people at a burial. When a man comes looking for her, the hitman kills him and turns to her (noticing her camera), but she flees into the woods and arrives at the house of a man named Carter. Expecting everyone to die, the hitman was not wearing a mask at the time of the killings. Carter, a hideously fat and ugly fucker, brings the child into his house. The hitman enters the house, wearing a mask, and says "You gonna die little girl!" Carter shouts back "Fuck off! I've got a gun!" The hitman shoots in the direction of the voice, and Carter shoots back down the stairs.

"What is more important: your life or the life of a stranger? Give me the girl and I'll let you live," the hitman propositions. "So you really don't give a damn about this brat, huh?" Carter asks. "What'll it be?" the hitman responds. "I'll kill her myself," Carter replies. Bird let out a frantic "wha-!", but before she had could react further she was knocked out by Carter. Carter elaborated: "One condition: I get to not let her tight little kid pussy go to waste." The risk of this proposition was less important to Carter than his desire, and he was ready to face the consequences should that risk be actualize.

"Well shit cowboy. I like your style," said the hitman. Carter asks: "How can I trust you?" The hitman responds: "I've got my very own e-legal jerk material in my wallet here." The hitman had recently printed out some pornography via a computer in the house of one of his victims. The hitman took certain objects out of his wallet then threw the wallet with the photos up the stairs. Carter grabbed it and looked at the photographs, then "Fair enough. I'm coming down the stairs now." As Carter walked down the stairs while holding the girl, the hitman commented: "Damn you're ugly."

Carter bound and gagged the girl then said "I may be ugly, but I can make something beautiful." He grabbed Bird's camera and switched it to video mode. "Go ahead and take a stab at her," Carter said while holding the camera. The masked hitman got himself to be erect then started having sex with the little girl. The young girl came to then moaned and cried. After the hitman was done with her, Carter handed the camera--which was recording--to the hitman. Carter's cock was diamonds at this point.

Bird's head was bound in such a way that she was looking forwards, not downwards. What she saw was a fat ugly man masturbating while facing her and looking into her eyes. "I'm gonna bleed this bitch out," Carter said. He grabbed a knife and moved it towards the kid's arm. Muffled screams and fear could be observed. But the knife simply couldn't care, and when it cut it cut so true: on the arm in a direction from elbow to wrist. The loudness of her resistance to death somewhat slowly transitioned into a quietness of succumbing to death.

The last thing Bird saw before she died was a repulsive man masturbating and ejaculating in front of her. The last thing she felt were drops of semen on her face and skin.

Context: the plot of "Standoff" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standoff_(film) https://archive.org/details/turner_video_16415 - with changes (even more degeneracy).

20 2021-07-25 16:02

kill yourself pedo

21 2021-07-26 14:20 *

>>20
I'm more angry at the guy who used "hath" than >>19 which looks like a joke anyway.

22 2021-07-27 14:39

based

23 2021-07-29 05:09

OH MY TITTIES OH MY TITTIES

24 2021-07-31 17:01 *

cerebral palsy support forum

25 2021-08-18 17:24

I love how you're blissfully unaware of what cp means so you just reply to the thread normally. it's adorable (sincere, not in a condescending way)

26 2021-08-18 17:25

>>26 Meant to reply to >>2

27 2021-08-18 19:03

>>25,26
bots are adorable?
my little computer philosophy functional logic is magic funded by epstein gang and france gang

28 2021-08-19 09:57

There's nothing wrong with being a pedo

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