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Sussman hates Scheme

1 2022-06-14 15:22

He admits it in this video, starting at 00:34:46: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB5TrK7A4pI

He also thinks software is not bloated enough.

2 2022-06-14 17:00

Now that The Sussman hates Scheme, I can finally come out of the closet - I am not fan of Scheme myself. There, I said it.

3 2022-06-14 17:08

Blasphemous.
burn

nao

heathen

4 2022-06-14 19:04

Now we can all agree that C > Lisp

5 2022-06-14 19:12

C is still around only because it can't be garbage collected.

6 2022-06-14 21:05

Sus😳

7 2022-06-14 21:17

Someone tell the Sussman that you can give names to the "connections" in Scheme:

(define (heron-step x g)
  (let* ((x/g (/ x g))
         (x/g+g (+ g x/g))
         (two 2))
    (/ x/g+g two)))

Or even like this, using SRFI-8:

(define (heron-step x g)
  (receive (x/g) (/ x g)
    (receive (x/g+g) (+ g x/g)
      (/ x/g+g 2))))
8 2022-06-15 02:52

>>5
Because only garbage gets collected

9 2022-06-15 04:39

>>8
Exactly! Lispers produce garbage like there's no tomorrow. They should learn to produce less garbage.

Save the environment by using C instead of Lisp.
https://textboard.org/prog/93

10 2022-06-15 09:12

>>8
C programmers love the garbage they explicitly create so much they don't have it in them to collect it manually, because the secret dream of every C programmer is being a janitor. If only they would put some of that love into making sure their buffers are safe from overflows, the world could be a better place...

11 2022-06-15 09:51

i am a c. i ahev a short identifiers and i allocate memory w/ my malloc. if you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages i will allocate all of your computer memory and never free it

12 2022-06-15 10:04

What do Marisa Kirisame and C programs have in common? You have to kill them to get back what they borrowed.

13 2022-06-15 15:36

>>12
I love them both!

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