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Political Opinions and Other Thoughts

by Axel Boldt

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General

Advertising

The idea behind a market economy is that the best product will eventually win, in a Darwinian manner. However, it does not work like that in the real world. Usually, the product with the best advertising campaign wins, which makes it very difficult for small companies to compete, even if they can offer better quality. It is in the best interest of a healthy capitalistic system to abolish advertising and replace it by simple informational messages about available products.

The whole purpose of an economy is to satisfy the material needs of the people. In theory, at least. In practice, businesses spend a major amount of their time and energy trying to create new needs. So consumers work a lot to earn a lot to buy a lot, stuff they don't really need. And then they die. It's all a tremendous waste. If consumerism was somehow taken away, many people would actually perceive their lives as void, and that is scary.

Every first time smoker will tell you that smoking tastes awful. Nicotine doesn't even produce a high worth speaking of. Still many people smoke. The only explanation I have is that smoking is presented to be "cool" by the advertising industry, at least cool enough to try it often enough to become addicted.

Advertising amplifies several undesirable aspects of human nature, such as greed, envy and discontent. It is also morally reprehensible since it uses tried and proven propaganda techniques such as omissions, half-truths and suggestive associations, but rarely hard verifiable facts.

Moreover, advertising is a very conservative, slowing factor in today's society: If you want to sell a product, you will have to allude to values, feelings, ideas and images which are well-known and well-liked by the majority, thereby reinforcing them. New values have an extremely hard time to enter the mainstream in this climate.
Example: No one would try to sell a car with a picture of a fat woman, since, at this point, only a minority of men prefer these women. Therefore, you see young and slim women everywhere and the beauty ideal can hardly ever change, if at all.

In Germany, advertising by lawyers and doctors is not allowed. It works perfectly well; nobody seems to have trouble finding a lawyer or a doctor.

It is a myth that advertising provides us with free TV, radio, and web sites. The advertising budgets of major corporations are enormous, and everyone who wants to compete with them has to spend at least as much. These costs are of course handed down to us, the consumers. Not only do they suck out our brains and steal our time, they also make us pay for it.
It thus makes economical sense to avoid products which are heavily advertised. Buying such a product means financing things you don't want: radio ads, TV commercials, web banners, junk mail and billboards.

Advertising is offensive in at least two ways. It is philosophically offensive, because its stated objective is to widen the gap between perception and reality. Every serious thinking and perceiving being however tries everything to reduce that very gap. It is also personally offensive. Take your average car commercial: a happy family, driving through some unpolluted landscape without any traffic congestion, everybody is happy, nice music in the background, and the text "Exercise your liberty. Drive Ford" or some such nonsensical bullshit. This ad is very open and tells me directly: "You are stupid. If you buy a car, you don't care about its price, features, mileage, accident statistics etc.; you will buy it simply because we played some nice music while we showed it to you. In addition, you are way too stupid to see through our little tricks, even though you have probably analyzed many ads like these in fifth grade. Wow, you are so fucking dumb. Now go ahead and buy the Ford."

Many broadcasters and magazine publishers today are in the business of selling attentive audiences to advertisers. This affects the media content dramatically: advertisers like to pay for consumers who are in a positive, optimistic, buying mood. Critical thinking, depressing thoughts, deep story lines: no.

Advertising is an unstable, exploding system: the more advertising there is, the more it is ignored and the more of it is needed in order to get the message across. There is no end. All paid for by the consumers.

My main argument, however, is the following: We use up an unbelievable amount of resources (thereby ruining the environment) without elevating our level of happiness significantly. I blame the advertising industry for that. The one message contained in each and every commercial is: Buy more stuff and you'll be happy!

A ban on advertising could be enforced very easily, if one would allow businesses to sue competitors over infractions. The "crime" of advertising cannot be hidden very effectively... Businesses would still be allowed to publish the specifications of their products and services in widely available listings, similar to the yellow pages.

If you feel like me, please support the following organizations:

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Bullfights, Rodeos etc.

Every city or business offering the torturing of animals as entertainment should be boycotted.

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Drugs

Soft drugs like marijuana or hashish should be legalized and treated like alcohol and nicotine. The current drug laws secure the profits of organized crime and fill prisons but have no positive effect.

Laws against soft drugs are not justified since these drugs are no more dangerous than the legal ones. In fact, nicotine is much more addictive than marijuana, and alcohol is much more toxic. It is true that marijuana smoke is slightly more carcinogenic than tobacco smoke, but the average consumption per user is much lower and marijuana can be ingested and is then completely harmless. For references concerning health effects of marijuana consult the document "Marijuana Myths". For recipes check out the Cannabis usage page.

The argument that marijuana be an entry drug to harder substances is void: Every junkie will tell you that she started out very early with nicotine and alcohol, not with marijuana. The only danger with marijuana is that it is usually bought from a dealer who also sells hard drugs, which makes the transition easy. That is however not a problem of marijuana itself but one of its illegal status.

The demonization of a relatively harmless substance has the effect that people don't believe any drug information anymore. "Maybe it's all a hoax and heroine isn't that bad after all?"

Specially trained doctors should be allowed to prescribe hard drugs to persons who are demonstrably addicted to them and who would then have to consume them in the doctor's presence. This would have the following consequences:

These proposals will generally be applauded by everyone whose first concern is the reduction of the number of drug-deaths; some people's first concern however is the utter demonization of drugs, and a high number of drug-deaths is conducive to their end.

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Mandatory Education before Abortions

Several jurisdictions are now implementing requirements for women to undergo mandatory counseling and education before being allowed to have an abortion. These programs are usually sold as "providing full information about consequences and alternatives, to allow for an informed decision". This is of course bullshit; the sole idea behind these requirements is to create psychological pressure and make abortions more difficult and inconvenient. Proof: None of these "informational" programs inform about the fact that a woman is about 11 times as likely to die from giving birth than from having an abortion. (This factor is even higher in the developing world.)

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McDonalds and Fast Food

It is really amazing how a single company can do each and everything wrong: Wait! Not everything is bad about them: they provide great places to shit.

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Medical Research

Medical research is a tremendous waste of time and money. Given that on a global scale, people mostly die from malnutrition, diarrhea, malaria and tuberculosis, all of which can be easily prevented or cured with clean drinking water, food and currently available medicines, it does not make sense to produce ever more drugs and treatments. We are obviously not willing to employ those we have, so why waste resources developing ever more of them? The proper order would be to first spend the money to ensure that the currently available drugs get to the places where they are needed.

People who go into medical research because they want to do some good for mankind are lying to themselves, and deep down, they must know it. Five minutes of clear thought would reveal that they could save many more lives outside of the medical industry. These are unpleasant thoughts however, because intelligent people almost always prefer well-defined, "hard" problems ("How does HIV infect T-helper cells?", "Is there a violence-gene?") to the more important "soft" problems ("How to make sure that people in Ghana have access to and use condoms?", "Why are there children whose only successful role models are criminals?"). "Soft" problems are of course much harder than "hard" ones, and that's why people shy away from them.

It is only possible to justify the current practices of using the results of medical research by taking the morally indefensible position that first world lives are worth more than third world lives.

An immediate, sensible demand is that poor countries be allowed to manufacture patented drugs royalty free for domestic use. Drug companies wouldn't loose any money since nobody in these countries is able to pay regular prices anyway.

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Prostitution

Prostitution should be completely legalized, regulated and treated as an ordinary business, subject to taxes, social security, zoning laws etc.

The current laws have the sole effect of providing profits for organized crime and stigmatizing the working men and women and their customers. The often very bad working conditions of prostitutes are a consequence of non-existent labor laws and missing collective bargaining rights combined with the impossibility to get help from the police if abused or cheated on. The pimping laws have the effect that every man who lives with a prostitute has to fear overzealous prosecutors.

The effects on public health of legalization accompanied by regular, mandatory and free health checkups (as in Germany or Nevada) for all prostitutes are also quite clear. For instance, the incidence of sexually transmitted diseases among Nevada brothel prostitutes is lower than in the general population. [Note however that the situation of prostitutes in Nevada is rather exploitative; an insider report appeared recently on the web.]

In a world where more and more work is being done by machines, computers and robots, both supply and demand of personal services such as prostitution are bound to increase.

Prostitutes perform an important service in society and should be treated accordingly. There is nothing morally wrong with prostitution: society already allows and encourages the buying and selling of food, shelter, compassionate conversations, and medical services. Buying and selling of sexual services is no different. Providing pleasure to another human being is not immoral.

People who believe that something as valuable and central to human life as sex should always be given away for free out of love forget one thing: food is in fact much more valuable and central to our lives than sex.

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Recycling

is a misnomer, and current propaganda about it is misleading all the way.

It is a misnomer, because there is no such thing as "recycling". It is all downcycling. If you start with a piece of paper, you "recycle" it, you'll end up with paper of lower quality. You "recycle" again, you'll have still lower quality. And after that, you can't "recycle" any more at all. It's the same with all other materials. Furthermore, this downcycling process eats up tremendous amounts of energy.

Downcycling is not only an insufficient means of preserving resources, but given the way it is advertised, it is detrimental in allowing people to have a good conscience when they put their newspaper in the recycling bin instead of throwing it away. In truth, they should still have a bad conscience. Consumption is the problem and it has to be attacked. We have to learn to live with less stuff. Downcycling is no solution, it only puts sand in our eyes. The major message should be "Use less stuff" and not "Always put your stuff in the downcycling bin".

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Weapon Exports

It is a scandal that the developed countries continue to export weapons to the third world. The volume has even increased after the end of the cold war, since weapon factories needed new markets. All these weapons will eventually be used in regional or civil wars and are payed for with money desperately needed for infrastructure in those poor countries.

I still can't believe that during the Somalia adventure, no one really asked why these people had nothing to eat but all carried snipers. Who bought those, who provided the money, who sold them, who produced them, and who profited?

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Salaries, Taxes, and Individual Justice

Most people see their jobs as a burden. Only a small minority can actually fully identify with and enjoy their occupation, for instance some scientists, athletes, politicians, or physicians. This group of people, is, in addition, paid much more than average. I believe this is unjust. Having an interesting, respected, important profession should be reason enough to become a physician say; those who choose these jobs because of the money are the wrong people anyway and we would be better off without them.

Since it is almost a general rule that better paid jobs are also more pleasant, (only exception I can think of: prostitution, see above) and since government dictated salaries don't work, the logical conclusion is to have a much more progressive income tax system.

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The Inevitability of Socialism

What is the point of technological progress? Why do we keep building faster computers, better robots, more efficient factories? There is only one point to all of this: reducing the workload that has to be done by humans.

There is no question that these projects will become more and more successful: eventually, most people will be dispensible and their work won't be needed anymore. At that point, socialism will have become inevitable: the means of production need to be owned by the whole of society, or else how are the dispensible people going to eat and how are the products going to be distributed?

The logical endpoint of capitalism would be a number of multi-national corporations which own everything, can produce anything and don't need any workers. In such a society, people wouldn't be able to buy things, nor would they be able to make money.

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Taxes and the Common Goods

In the previous section, when focusing on individual justice, I came to the conclusion that income taxes should be more progressive. When I focus on the Common Good, the results are quite different.

Taxes are used in every society for two reasons: financing of common tasks such as infrastructure, education, juridical system, administration, defense and social services on the one hand, and behavior modification (cigarette taxes, booze taxes, fuel taxes) on the other. It is important to separate the two.

The money from the behavior modification taxes should never be used to finance common tasks, because otherwise the state gets into a conflict: on the one hand they want to eliminate the offensive behavior, but on the other hand they want to maximize the tax inflow. Both goals will suffer. Therefore, money from behavior modification taxes should always be reserved for projects that serve the same purpose as the tax, e.g. anti-smoking campaigns in the case of cigarette taxes and improvements of public transport in the case of fuel taxes.

The taxes that are intended to finance common tasks shouldn't be "punitive" at all; a behavior that is desirable from the perspective of the common good should not be taxed. Obviously, this cannot be achieved completely, but I believe we could do a much better job than we do now. Currently, we mainly tax salaries of employees and profits of businesses. It's not a good idea to discourage people from working and making money however.

Here's my proposal: we remove all income taxes and instead increase the gift and inheritance taxes to 100% each. While you live, you are perfectly free to make as much money as you can and enjoy it fully; if you're dead, the wealth you produced will be used for the common good. This way, you can't complain that someone took something away from you, since dead people don't complain (and don't have property rights). There's another positive effect of this scheme: the children of rich people will have less of an advantage in life than they have now; fewer people will be able to live off their inheritance and more will have to actually work for their living. The playing field will be a little more level.

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Criminal Law Explained

Governments expect their citizens to follow the criminal laws, and even feel justified in punishing citizens who don't, but yet they never explain those laws to the citizens, or even inform citizens about the laws and their consequences. That is plainly wrong.

The penal code should be a thin booklet written in simple language that could be taught in school. It should come with an explanatory manual that gives good reasons for all laws. Why exactly is incest illegal? I want to know.

Lawmakers should be forced to come up with a defendable reason for every criminal law they enact. Isn't that the least thing to ask for?

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France

Nuclear Tests

My opinion regarding the 1995 decision of the French government to resume nuclear testing on the Moruroa and Fangataufa atolls in French Polynesia is here.

Germany

Asylum Law

In 1993, the German parties SPD, FDP and CDU/CSU agreed to give in to right wing terroristic violence and abolished the most noble part of the German constitution, the article which granted every political refugee in the world an unconditional and directly enforceable right to asylum in Germany.

This article was clearly a consequence of horrible experiences in Nazi Germany, when many Jews couldn't get out simply because no one was willing to let them in.

The perverse provision adopted now, which let the German authorities immediately send back any refugee entering Germany from a "safe" country (all countries surrounding Germany have been declared "safe", of course), would have as consequence, if adopted by every nation, that only the immediate neighbors of crises would let refugees in. This is unjust for two reasons: firstly, those countries are typically extremely poor while Germany is extremely rich, and secondly, they are certainly no more responsible for the crisis at hand than other countries are, so they should not have to bear all the burden.

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USA

Death Penalty

Most advocates of capital punishment concede after some discussion that the motive for the death penalty in the final analysis is sheer revenge. They hate the killer and therefore she must die. Her dying makes them feel better: a purely egotistical motive to kill. Revenge however has no place in a civilized society and belongs rather in the behavior repertoire of kindergardeners. One of the principal reasons for creating a system of justice is the elimination of acts of revenge. To kill a killer is the ultimate philosophical capitulation of society in face of violence.

The fact that death rows are closely guarded in order to prevent suicides shows clearly that vengeance combined with sadism, and not protecting society, is the underlying motive of capital punishment. Not only do we want her dead, but we want to enjoy ourselves in the process, and want time and place of the show specified. However, once we have decided to act like barbarians and let all our darkest instincts surface, why not go all the way? Why stop at psychological torture? Why grant them a nice painless death by lethal injection? I propose that, in order to fully accommodate our desire for revenge and to place the highest possible value on innocent life, murderers should be dragged naked through the streets and then slowly tortured to death for everyone to see.

Some argue that killing a killer is cheaper than housing her for the rest of her life. This may or may not be true, and it is irrelevant: the very discussion shows that society has already acquired the mindset of a killer, namely to think that it can be worthwhile to kill a human being out of financial reasons. That is precisely what murderers do, and we have no moral right to punish them if we consider doing the same.

On the side: the US has signed an international treaty (the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights) which explicitly bans, among other things, the imposition of the death penalty for crimes committed by minors. They still sentence them to death and execute them, of course, claiming that this be the democratically expressed will of the American people. Mentally retarded people are also routinely executed, which annually gets the US into the Amnesty International report about nations violating human rights. Please don't puke over your keyboard.

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Three Strikes And You Are Out

In many states in the USA there are currently legislative initiatives to create "three strikes" laws. Here is a description for the non baseball playing folks: Anyone convicted three times of a crime gets life in prison. The provisions vary as to whether only violent crimes count, whether crimes committed as a minor count and whether the sentence allows for parole or not.

These laws are just about the worst that could happen to the US. Most criminals are active when young and settle down later. With this law, they will settle down in prison, for some thirty years on average. Prisons will turn into nursing homes, thereby wasting tremendous amounts of money, money which is desperately needed for work on the socio-economic root causes of crime in America.

Not to mention the obscenity of putting a sixteen-year-old three-times burglar away for life without parole. This clearly violates the US constitution which prohibits excessive punishment as well as the UN universal declaration of human rights.

Campaign Finance Reform

The American political system can best be described as institutionalized legal bribery. Politicians spend a large portion of their time raising funds for their reelection campaigns. Obviously, this results in a general favoring of moneyed interests.

"Campaign Finance Reform" is a very popular goal, but it is unclear how to structure it, since the Supreme Court ruled that any cap on campaign spending would be an impermissible restriction of free speech.

Here is my proposal: any candidate for a public office is given a choice: they can either accept public funds but then cannot use any other money, or they can forfeit all public funds and are then allowed to spend as much as they want. In the second case, they have to file precise statements about the dollar amount spent on their campaign. All competitors in the election will then receive that exact same sum from the government. That way, rich or well connected candidates don't have any advantage any more; choosing the second option is not in their best interest.

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European Union

Esperanto

It is clear that the European Union will evolve into the United States of Europe akin to the USA. The biggest difference between the two is the language inhomogenity in Europe. Right now, ever law and regulation needs to be translated into English, French, German, Spanish and severla other languages. Nobodoy is willing to let one language become the standard. This is a ridiculous waste.

There's now a unique window of opportunity where Esperanto could be adopted as official language of Europe, and maybe eventually of the world. It is a designed language with numerous advantages over existing languages: simple and logical grammar, simple and logical pronounciation rules, vocabulary derived from several european languages, helpful user communities all around the world. It is ideal as a second language for everybody. Right now, English is the de-facto second language for everybody, but English is hampered by a ridiculous non-correlation between pronounciation and spelling. It misses the whole point of a letter-based script: by looking at a word, one should be able to pronounce it; by hearing a word, one should be able to spell it. English also has too many words; for almost every concept, there are two words, one with germanic root and one with latin root.

Yugoslavia

War over Kosovo

At the time of this writing, the war in Yugoslavia has been going on for some 5 weeks, without any tangible results. Here is my solution to the conflict: This plan has the effect of achieving the greatest happiness for the greatest number:

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World

Dues to the UN

Countries which refuse to pay their UN dues should not be allowed to vote on or veto UN measures. Exceptions for countries in financial trouble.

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International Tariffs

Free trade between the nations, unhampered by tariffs, is desirable because it leads to the most efficient production of goods. "Efficient" here means "using few natural resources and labor".

Simply removing all tariffs does not necessarily yield efficient production: it rewards nations that impose few social and environmental costs on businesses, which has nothing to do with efficiency as defined above. A downward spiral towards lower and lower social and environmental standards is clearly undesirable for everyone but the capitalist.

A system of international tariffs which rewards efficiency and does not punish high social and environmental standards is needed. It could be installed by bilateral or multilateral contracts. The key is that a nation is only allowed to levy a tariff against another country's good if the industry in the producing country has a lesser burden of social and environmental costs than the importing country; in this case, only the difference in those costs between the two nations may be levied as a tariff.

Tariffs are never negative, which implies that an industry from a (rich) country with higher "burdens" has a slight disadvantage compared to the native industry when it tries to export into a poorer country. In this way, the internal markets of poorer countries are somewhat protected against industries from richer countries which have access to technology not available locally.

The question remains whether salaries should be treated as "social burdens" in the this scheme. They should: lower salaries do not mean higher efficiency in the above sense and are therefore not desirable.

All comparisons of the various "burdens" should be carried out taking into account the purchasing power of the respective currencies. The daily currency exchange rate is too arbitrary and does not convey the relevant information for our purposes. When using this scheme, it would be best to levy the tariffs in the producing country's currency so that the tariffs would not have to be adjusted whenever the conversion rate changes.

Some international arbitrating agency would be needed to resolve disputes arising from this scheme of tariffs. Once some countries create this agency and sign according tariff agreements, there is a clear incentive for other countries to join: they would then be able to improve their social and environmental standards without jeopardizing their position on the world market.

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Globalization

Globalization in the economical sense typically means that local markets should be open to foreign competition and that foreigners should be allowed to invest in local industries. This is considered to be a good thing since it improves market efficiency. Strangely enough, this definition covers only one half of globalization: the free movement of capital. Why is labor not allowed to move around freely? The same argument applies: if labor can move to where the demand is highest, market efficiency increases.

As a first tiny step towards labor market efficiency, it should be possible for two persons from different countries to exchange their nationalities. In the spirit of capitalism, this exchange could be linked to a payment from one party to the other. Everybody wins.

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Sanctions and Refugees

Economical sanctions against a country violating basic human rights or international law are a good thing - but just like military action, they tend to hurt those the most who are the least responsible for the situation at hand. Therefore I propose the following: every country voting in the UN for sanctions or military action against some other country has to agree at the same time to accept refugees from that country. The citizens of the rogue country should be encouraged to leave, especially soldiers should be encouraged to desert, and be guaranteed a safe heaven somewhere else. They would have to return to their country if and when the intolerable situation there ends. The effects:

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Rewarding Deserters

The UN were established in the aftermath of the second world war to ensure lasting peace among the nations. The most effective way to do that is to directly attack the logic of army warfare by rewarding deserters.

In every war, deserters are the most moral actors: they follow the more basic and important ethical rule of never killing other human beings and refuse to follow the more artificial rule of always obeying orders.

The UN should actively encourage desertion in every war; deserters should get a UN medal of honor and some money and a passport so that they can resettle elsewhere.

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World Government

Most people agree that democracy is the best form of government. However, on a global scale, we have a dictatorship of the rich and military mighty countries, both in the security council and, much more importantly, in the World Bank and International Monetary Fund (this in addition to the places where the real power is located, i.e. in the multinational corporations). It is all the more astounding that virtually no one seriously promotes a democratically elected world government.

Such an institution, elected by the one-person-one-vote rule and provided with the monopoly on legal military force, is the only hope for a peaceful community of nations. If you hit me, I won't hit you back but will turn to the police and the courts instead. We need to achieve this level of civility in the international arena too.

A world government could also mediate between the rich and poor countries of the world. Obviously, the poor countries would have the majority in this government, and that is just, because there are more of them. This is how democracy works.

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Philosophy and Other Thoughts

Justice

One crucial distinction between leftists and rightists is that the former acknowledge that a situation in itself can be unjust, while the latter reserve the label "just/unjust" only for actions.

The fact that a full-time worker in a poor country can barely feed his family while one in the first world who puts in the same amount of effort lives in incredible luxury would not be considered unjust by conservative economists. They would look at the situation locally, asking questions like "Is the poor worker forced to work at that factory?" or "Does the poor worker get the agreed-upon salary?" or "Has the rich worker gotten his advantage by cheating?" and so on, and if they can't find any wrong actions, they will be satisfied and won't detect any injustice. Leftists however see a structural injustice in this situation. The problem with this injustice is that no one in particular can be held responsible, since no single action can be blamed. Moreover, in many situations, the only way to remedy unjust situations is to take unjust actions. Conservatives take the easy way out of this dilemma by altogether refusing to acknowledge that a situation in itself can be unjust.

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Owning Stocks

If you own stocks or mutual fund shares, you partly own some corporations and you are therefore partly responsible for those corporation's actions. You cannot get away with "the CEO made that sleazy decision", because that CEO made that sleazy decision precisely because he wanted to secure high profits for you. In his mind, he was doing exactly what you wanted him to do: fire disposable workers, screw competitors, find loopholes in environmental laws, lie to consumers in advertisings etc. It's all done in order to maximize profits and hence to please the owners of the corporation, i.e., you. You cannot evade this moral responsibility; whatever your corporation does is done on your behalf. Just because there are usually many owners does not mean that responsibility somehow miraculously evaporates.

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Capitalism and Fascism

A common claim is that capitalism and democracy go hand in hand; you cannot have one without the other. Economical freedom and political freedom are somehow construed to be two sides of the same coin. Instead of giving the obvious counterexamples to these claims, let's look a little bit closer at the structure of capitalistic institutions themselves: businesses and corporations. Strictly hierarchically organized, orders going only top-down in one direction, compliance resulting from fear, completely centralized planning. Does this sound like democracy or fascism to you?

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Nationalism in Sport

I find it strange that the winners of sport competitions are always honored with the flag and anthem of their country. Isn't this a completely arbitrary division of people? Where you were born, where you grew up, what your passport says: totally irrelevant for your athletic achievements. People move and borders change, so what happens to be the current nation of the winner does not contain any relevant information at all. I propose instead a division of people along objective and unchangeable lines: blood type. Each of the four blood types gets its own anthem and flag, and those shall be used at the ceremonies.

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Marriage

Marriage is an obsolete institution. At a time where divorces were impossible and women could not earn a living, marriages were needed to ensure that all women were financially supported. This is no longer the case; there is no need any more for a government issued license that sanctions only one of the multitude of possible living arrangements.

The reason most people marry today is not financial but emotional: one tries to bind a loved one as tightly as possible. The whole concept of modern marriage is designed to make separation difficult, embarrassing and expensive. Divorce is synonymous with failure. Many people are invited to the wedding ceremony in order to create psychological pressure: "Before so many friends and family, you promised to stay with me -- and now?" In addition, divorce is costly and complicated. The underlying assumption however, that making a breakup difficult will increase the likelihood of a long and stable relationship, is clearly wrong. If the relationship doesn't work out, then it will break, sooner or later. If you're married, it will be later. And more painful. But it will happen.

In fact, personally I find a relationship much more exciting and also more romantic if it can do without any outside pressure whatsoever. Both partners should be completely free to leave every day. They stay together simply because they prefer the presence of the other over absence. And this has to be won every day anew, over and over again. It's great if it works, and if it has worked for a while and doesn't anymore, then it is no catastrophe.

To say it with Oscar Wilde: "Bigamy is having one spouse too many -- monogamy is the same."

For these reasons, I have a problem with gays who fight for the right to marry their partners. The goal should not be to get even more people into government-approved relationships, but to do away with these approvals altogether. Gays should exploit their peculiar situation and mock the institution much more than they do now. I propose that a group of gay men pair off with a group of lesbians and then stage a huge mass wedding party, complete with official marriage licenses and all, simply to make fun of the whole thing and to collect the tax breaks. Or will the government only issue its license if you promise to have sex regularly? How often? What position? Will Ronald Reagan be stripped of his marriage license? Questions everywhere.

I recognize however that everyone living in a rich country has an obvious moral duty to marry someone from a poor country to circumvent immigration laws and provide the unjustly disadvantaged with an opportunity to improve their lives and financially support their families.

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Thanks for not Breeding

There are way too many people around already. In terms of excessive consumption, the real overpopulation is located in the first, and not in the third, world. People in the developed countries waste the world's resources and contribute to the world's environmental problems as though there were no tomorrow. You have 5% of the world's population using up 70% of the world's resources, and it's clearly impossible to bring the other 95% up to the same consumption level. The lifestyle in the first world is not generalizable and therefore wrong, according to Kant's Categorical Imperative.

It could and should be called arrogant to believe that one's own genetic material is so perfect that it absolutely positively has to be transported into the next generation.

Do prospective parents never fear that one morning they'll wake up and realize that they do not particularly like their child? Or that their child wakes up and realizes that it does not particularly like them? You can't divorce your children. Some shared genes and a vast power difference does not always a good basis for love make.

Planned Parenthood offers cheap vasectomies.

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Vegetarianism

The mere act of quickly and painlessly killing an animal is not a big crime: it is not afraid of death, cannot anticipate death and therefore has no reason to complain. Its friends and family have a reason to complain, and that is the extent of the injustice. That however is not what happens to animals in modern industrialized husbandry. Many of them live out their lives in factory barns without ever seeiing daylight, endure a long, frightening and stressful transport and then a terrifying scene at a slaughterhouse. Being killed is the best thing that ever happened to millions and millions of creatures every day. No matter what system of ethics you subscribe to: reducing unnecessary suffering is always one of the first rules. The suffering of animals raised for food is patently unnecessary; vegetarianism is the inescapable conclusion. (Back to the table of contents)

Lies

I can't believe that parents keep telling their children deliberate, outright lies (e.g. about Santa Claus, or where babies come from, or where dead grandpa went, or that one can achieve anything if one tries hard enough etc.). How are children expected to grow up to become critical citizens in a democratic society (which constantly involves distinguishing between truth and lies) if the most trusted people early on feed them lies? What in the world are these parents thinking?

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The Kid who created our Universe

When looking at the developments in physics and computer engineering over the last hundred years and extrapolating to another 500 years or so, it seems pretty likely that physicists will have a complete mathematical theory of all physical processes by that time, and the computers will be powerful enough to run a simulation of a whole universe based on these equations. Scientists will be extremely eager to develop such an emulation in order to check their theories and to learn about the effects of slightly altering the parameters. The age-old question "Is this the only possible world?" could finally be answered.

Such a simulation would be started at the big bang and would then proceed with accelerated time. If the equations are correct and the simulation is good, life will appear eventually, inside the computer's memory. A tremendously exciting experiment, and more and more scientists will want to repeat it to check out their own pet theories. Eventually, universe simulations will become cheap enough to put them on every pupil's desk, for educational purposes.

Of course, you already see where I'm going here. It is pretty likely that we ourselves, right now, are sitting inside just such a simulation on some school kid's desk. The remaining problem is how to contact the kid who created our universe. Let's just hope that he didn't smoke anything.

Appendix: Let's quickly estimate the probability that we are sitting inside such a simulated universe. In the worst case, a simulating computer takes up about as much matter and energy as the simulated universe contains. In that case, the approximate number of civilizations in all the simulated universes is of about the same order of magnitude as the number of civilizations in the real universe (since scientists will not stop before they have a simulation running which is big enough to generate at least one civilization, even if that means zoning off ever larger unused portions of the real universe for their huge computers), and the likelihood that we ourselves are simulated is about fifty-fifty. If it turns out to be possible to simulate a universe with significantly less matter and energy than the simulated universe contains, the likelihood becomes much bigger. All this assumes that the simulated universes look very much like the real universe, but this need not be the case. After all, once everything there is to know about our universe is known, "creative cosmology" will be one of the few remaining sciences.

Simulating universes creates a host of interesting ethical questions. Clearly, once there's life in your simulation, you are not allowed anymore to switch it permanently off. However, temporary interruptions are fine: the inhabitants of the simulated universe wouldn't even notice. What if you see that beings in your simulated universe suffer needlessly? Are you allowed or even required to intervene? God might have asked Himself this question from time to time.

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Infinity is Big

Currently, the best available astronomical data suggests that the universe is flat, meaning it doesn't have any large scale curvature built in. While it is mathematically possible that a flat universe could be spatially finite, most researcher nowadays believe that the universe is in fact spatially infinite and contains infinitely many stars (most of which we cannot see because light originating from them hasn't had enough time to reach us).

Infinite space with infinitely many stars. Wow. Consider the consequences: the probability that a given star has a planet that can support life is presumably pretty low, but if you have infinitely many stars, you also have infinitely many stars with life-sustaining planets. The probability that a given planet looks like the earth is admittedly extremely low, but if you have infinitely many planets, you will have infinitely many planets that look like the earth. The probability that on such an earth-like planet somebody hacks together a cheesy web site with weird opinions on it is certainly very very very low, but if you have infinitely many such earth-like planets...

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The State of the Web

is a poor one. What you see is homepages which are nothing but blinking collections of links, colorful graphics, ad banners, commercial hype, more links, more graphics, a photo, and everything under construction of course.

Here's my personal HTML style guide:

My WWW Reader's guide:

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Library Surfing

Everyone seems to be talking about "surfing the internet" these days. People want to put internet access into schools, you see internet seminars popping up everywhere etc. However, there's really not that much to be found on the net. Generally, it is incredibly overhyped. You have good computer and internet related information, you can easily try out weird political arguments [sic!], there's some fringe stuff to be found and you can keep in touch with people sharing your hobby. That's about it.

The vast majority of knowledge and literature is stored in our [university] libraries and won't be digitized for quite some time to come, if ever. We need to teach people how to "surf a library", because surfing the internet is trivial in comparison.

Freshmen here at UCSB get a non-mandatory 1-hour library tour; the internet seminars are about 7 hours and extend over several weeks. The priorities are wrong. It should be working knowledge for every student

All of this can be done with a decent academic library (using interlibrary loan, if need be), and most of them can't be done with the internet.

Why not have a "Library Hunt" just like the "Internet Hunt"? The person who gets the answers first wins a cookie or something.

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Free Software

Free software is now of an amazingly high quality. Hardly any commercial text editor can compete with emacs. Gcc is one of the best and most widely ported C and C++ compilers around. Linux supports more hardware than any commercial Unix and is actively being ported to other platforms, quickly becoming the most popular Unix. The GNU Hurd is the most technically innovative modular and microkernel-based operating system on the market while Microsoft, IBM and Apple only use these buzz words in their ads without producing much that actually deserves the name. TeX is a typesetting software that can be used to create extremely high quality technical documents and is essentially the only choice for scientific typesetting. The Internet, by and large, is run on free software: the web server apache, the email server sendmail, and the DNS nameserver bind are all market leaders by wide margins in their respective domains; in fact, the busiest web site (www.yahoo.com) and the busiest FTP site (ftp.cdrom.com) on the Internet both run FreeBSD, a free operating system. MuPAD is a free computer algebra system just as powerful as Maple or Mathematica; octave is a free replacement for the numerical software matlab. The GIMP matches and surpasses photoshop's image manipulation capabilities. The chess programs gnuchess and especially crafty win easily against the vast majority of human players.

In addition, user support for free software is generally much more snappy than that of commercial programs. Newsgroups, FAQs, WWW homepages, and even personal email to the author are available on a regular basis. Usually bugs will be fixed instantly. If not, the end user can try to fix them themselves, because they always get the complete source code for the programs. Having the sources liberates the user from being dependent on the program author.

You don't read much about these achievements in the media. I suspect it's because there's no advertising money to be expected from free software, so why praise them? (One more argument against the financing of journals by advertising here...) We should write more letters to the editors of computer magazines asking why they refuse to include free software in their reviews.

The successes of the free software movement suggest that one basic assumption of capitalism, namely that quality can only be created if a profit motive is involved, is wrong -- they forgot about enthusiastic volunteers creating a culture where one's worth derives from what one gives and not from what one owns. The neo-liberals love to repeat their lies: "You always get what you pay for" or "There's no free lunch", never supporting them with any evidence. High quality free software proves them wrong. GNU hackers of the world, unite!

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How to Live Your Life

Whatever your job, chances are that you do more harm than good. In one way or another, you are probably contributing to the growth of consumption, to the widening of inequalities between nations or people, or to increased demands in the work world. Just because someone pays you doesn't mean that your work is desirable from a global perspective.

Try to leave as small a footprint as possible: don't buy stuff, save your money, don't procreate, retire early, sit still, think. Thank you.

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Technical Ideas

The Ultimate Monitor

All current photos, monitors and TV screens suffer from the same two problems: they do not display three-dimensional scenarios and they do not let the viewer focus on arbitrary things. Instead, the viewer has to focus on the screen itself and only those things that were in focus when the picture was taken will appear sharp.

That is primitive. A monitor should act exactly like a window, and this is possible: every pixel on the screen should not simply be a light bulb that shines light in all directions, but instead should be replaced by a whole sheaf of individually addressable thin light beams which point in different directions. These beams probably would have to be implemented as low power lasers to prevent diffraction effects. A picture is then given by specifying a light color and intensity for every addressable beam of every pixel sheaf. Hopefully, the eye is easily fooled and not too many beams per sheaf are needed.

With a screen like that, the viewer will get a full three dimensional impression (without any special glasses), will be able to move the head slightly to get a better view of some details, and will be able to focus on everything they choose. Just like looking through a window.

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Free transmission of telephone messages

The telephone system offers essentially two ways to transmit messages, even internationally, without paying money: Requesting a collect call is free (dial 0130-0222 inside Germany and 1800-COLLECT inside the US) and ringing the phone bell is free. If you request a collect call, the operator asks you for your name; this name will be transmitted to the other party for free (of course, the other party has to reject the collect call, otherwise it will get expensive). You can encode a short message in your first name. For this to work, you'll have to establish a catalog of first name - message correspondences in advance with the other party. You can also encode a message in the time of day you request the collect call, e.g. if you call in the first thirty minutes of an hour, everything is ok and they can reject the collect call, but if you call in the rest of the hour, something went wrong and they should accept the call. This is especially useful if you want to stay in touch while traveling.

In order to encode messages in the telephone ringing, you start again with a (rejected) collect call, and then you call the other party's number and let it ring a certain number of times, according to the message you want to transmit. The other party knows that they shouldn't pick up the phone immediately after a collect call but should count the rings instead. Again, a catalog of messages has to be established in advance.

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Lenses

Snail's eyes simply consist of a bunch of light-sensitive nerve cells without any lenses. Obviously, snails can only distinguish light and dark in different directions but they cannot make out any objects.

Our noses and ears are just as primitive as snail's eyes. It's all but impossible to make out the precise location and shape of the emitting object. What we need are portable odor lenses and sound lenses.

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Turing Test Improved

Alan Turing, in his 1950 paper "Can a machine think?", proposes to rephrase the question as "Can a machine simulate the input-output behavior of a human, as judged by a human?". This latter question can readily be answered with the Turing Test: A human test person and a computer both try to convince a human judge that they are human. The judge, based solely on two separate fixed-length interactive conversations with the contestants carried out over keyboard and monitor, announces at the end of the conversations which contestant he believes to be human. A computer is said to have passed the Turing Test if it is able to win about half of these contests, with different randomly selected judges and test persons.

I argue that the Turing Test is not very useful in practice, does not properly capture "thinking capability", and Artificial Intelligence researchers should not strive to build a computer that can pass it. This is due to the following three objections:

I propose a replacement for the Turing test, henceforth to be called the Boldt Test. The Boldt Test answers the question "Can a machine produce as interesting an input-output behavior as a human, as judged by a human". The setup is rather similar to the Turing test except that both contestants try to produce an interesting conversation and the judge decides at the end which conversation he considered to be more interesting. (The conversation that he would prefer to continue is defined to be the more interesting one.) A computer passes the Boldt Test if it is able to win about half of these contests, with different judges and test persons.

The above objections against the Turing Test are readily answered by the Boldt Test:

From a research perspective, the Boldt Test is more fruitful than the Turing Test because it does not present a dead end: once a computer passes the Turing Test, it is impossible to improve it further since it is unreasonable to expect that a computer could ever win substantially more than 50% of Turing contests. By contrast, computers could easily surpass humans in Boldt Tests, at which point they would start to compete against other computers or against aliens. In addition, it is also possible to have two computers compete against each other in a Boldt Test with a human judge even if they haven't yet surpassed humans in thinking capability. This is impossible with the Turing test.

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Reader's Comments

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Please note that some of what you'll read there might not make much sense any more since I keep changing this document, but not the comments :-) Other stuff there does not make much sense for other reasons.

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